Date:    Thu, 6 Aug 1998 23:08:06 -0400
From:    Susan F Curran <warped@WORLD.STD.COM>
Subject: arab strap (warning: not CDA-approved)
 
i went to see arab strap live the other week and remembered that i'd
written something about the album ages ago that i never posted, probably since
there wasn't an obvious niche among the various lists that i'm on. they
don't quite fit here, either, but i know they've come up before, so it'll
have to do.  they were good live, by the way - more rock than the album,
which doesn't say much, aidan's scottish mutterings still taking center
stage, but with guitar instead of a string section.
 
 
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Arab Strap - Philophobia
 
Arab Strap are the latest Scottish sensations to have the British press
creaming themselves, whipping out bigger and bigger . thesauruses  in
order to have the last word on the "pisshead Poet Laureates" who set new
highs for self-abasement by sinking to record lows.
 
In case you were wondering, an Arab Strap is apparently a device from the
days before Viagra, but Arab Strap the band are emotionally impotent more
often than in the physical sense. That's not to say that Aidan Moffat,
lead mutterer of the Scottish duo, never gets too drunk too fuck. In "My
Favorite Muse" he gets back together with an ex-girlfriend only to find
he's had, "too much to drink, too much to say", and it's the combination
that keeps him from rising to the occasion, as it were.
 
But more often his problems with women are a bit more subtle - "Soaps" is
about a girlfriend who only makes him happy when she's not around though
he can't stand for her to leave. Conflicted only begins to describe his
emotional state; add to the list: miserable, distrustful, inadequate,
misanthropic and self-loathing.
 
Each song on Philophobia is a dreary tale of affection gone awry. We can
almost see him crying into his beer as he ogles yet another potential
victim. After all, just because he knows better doesn't mean he can keep
his dick in his pants. And he'd be the first to admit that. There are more
cocks and cunts than an Allen Ginsberg poem, and more messy sheets than a
13 year-old boy's bedroom.
 
Contrary to a typical pop song which glorifies love at first sight, Arab
Strap aren't afraid to deal with the messy aftermath of "love" in all its
myriad forms - the mind games, stained sheets, and hungover regrets. In
fact, Aidan seems to thrive on them, even as they fill him with loathing,
both for himself and the women he's with.
 
His candor is reminiscent of Liz Phair, though she at least claimed to
write under the aegis of fiction. Aidan has no such pretensions and cannot
claim to be speaking for anyone but himself. But like Phair, he seems to
be exiled in a private "Guyville" where women are objects of lust, scorn
and envy, rarely treated as equals, or even understood. However, beneath
his apparent misogyny, Aidan is simply a hopeless romantic. For all his
bluster and talk of "pulling birds", Philophobia is really a love letter
to that enigmatic gender which causes him no end of grief, a good portion
of which is self-inflicted. We know he knows better; he does too, but that
doesn't keep him from continually making the same mistakes anyway.
 
But in spite, or perhaps because of all the above, Philophobia is a
beautiful album. I don't only mean the music, courtesy of partner-in-crime
Malcolm Middleton, which is stark and eerie, with a mournful violin that
entwines itself between and around Aidan's tales, a string section on loan
from Belle & Sebastian, and a metronomic drum machine that belies their
emotional complexity. Rather, the stories themselves are grim and stunning
examples of music verite. Literary comparisons come to mind more often
than musical ones - the album sleeve is printed like a novel, the lyrics
running into one seamless and sordid tale of debauchery followed by regret
in the morning. And the week after. And five years down the line, as well.
 
The song "New Birds" rings true with particularly poignancy. Aidan bumps
into an ex-girlfriend at a pub, feels all the twinges of his old lust and
wants desperately to right all his wrongs, but can't put thoughts of his
current girlfriend out of his head: "But you have to remember there's this
other kiss. She's at home, wondering where you are and what you're doing.
And you worked hard on this kiss and you know it inside out, it's as much
yours as it is hers." And as their breath commingles in the frosty air, he
has to decide whether they'll need one taxi home or two.
 
Sorry, you'll have to buy the album to find out how it ends.
 
Date:    Tue, 29 Dec 1998 15:33:20 +0000
From:    djt <djt@STATE51.CO.UK>
Subject: Top pop records of 1998

ARAB STRAP <<Philophobia>> (Chemikal Underground/Matador)

  Depending on your attitude, this is an hateful album made by a
  bunch of foul-mouthed Glaswegians, or a fantastically inspired
  opus made by a bunch of foul-mouthed Glaswegians. I am in the latter
  camp; the ballads on this record are inspiring commentary on
  contemporary sexual attitudes in modern Britain. The music is
  pretty good too. I wouldn't like Arab Strap to keep digging their
  hole any further however.